If we imagine the entire history of planet Earth in the form of one day, then people appeared on it at about 23:58, the idea of ​​stars and planets - in the last seconds of this day, and space fiction is in general the first seconds of a new day.

We humans terribly like the idea of ​​traveling through the vastness of the Universe, new worlds and new discoveries, but this unimaginably huge space is not very friendly to such fragile creatures as humans, and all films about conquering space are very interesting thrillers.

An army corps engineer, a seasoned space explorer, Roy McBride had considered his father a real hero and role model all his life, like everyone else. And also - those who died many, many years ago during the exploration of Neptune. And then the intelligence officers come and declare that in fact the father is alive, continues to work at the borders. Solar system, but has not wanted to get in touch for twenty years, and they urgently need to talk. Roy immediately needs to fly to Mars to send a message to Dad from there.

Passengers, 2016

The space liner rushes through the darkness of the Universe into a wonderful new world. Future pioneer colonists sleep on board, and two have broken hibernation cots. They are forced to while away their lives without any hope of living to land, because the flight will last for several more decades. Colleagues in misfortune slowly fall in love with each other out of idleness, but then the Armageddian will begin.

They, too, fly to populate another planet and also everyone should sleep, except for the crew on watch. Once two attendants wake up to take over the shift, they remember no more about themselves than you do about your past incarnation. At the same time, there is an obvious mess on the ship, and you need to navigate the situation right now. The ship is large, and many unpleasant and dangerous creatures roam around it.

A megaton bomb with a tiny crew of potential kamikaze is flying towards the Sun. They must throw their terrible burden onto an extinct star in order to save the Earth from freezing. From the very beginning, we see that the mood of the team is rather depressed. Main reason: sentient beings are very fond of sunlight, but preferably filtered by the atmosphere of the home planet. Excessive proximity to the luminary has a depressing effect on them. A very powerful film, all the time you feel the presence of something gigantic, pressing on the psyche.

Event Horizon, 1997

If you are comfortable with the creative method of Paul W.S. Anderson, director “ Resident evil”, Then you will be interested to take a look at it. The rescue team is heading to the edge of the solar system, where the signal from the starship Horizon was received. It was made to travel with superluminal speed and disappeared during the first flight. It is clear that nothing pleasant will be found there.

Interstellar, 2014

Here, before the flight, they will talk a little so that you have something to think about while the heroes surf the open spaces. And then the main thing will begin - a superbly written space story that works at absolutely all levels: dramatic, visual, musical, sci-fi. This movie scientific journals recommended to show children in physics lessons. He easily explains the general theory of relativity, and is also very accurate in visualizing wormholes and a black hole.

Apollo 13, 1995 Michael Bay has blinded it all with such inspiration and such fervor that it is delightful to watch. The tape earned its place in history, among other things, by the question that Ben Affleck asked Michael Bay: "Wasn't it easier to teach astronauts to drill than to send miners into space?", And the answer to it: "Go to hell, Ben!"

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Citizen, make way, stand up.
- If I get up, you will lie down with me.

Citizen, these places are especially for children and the disabled.
- Is she children or invalids, huh?
- She's preparing to become a mother.
- And I'm getting ready to become a father!

She is preparing to become a mother. - And I am preparing to become a father!

Law is law.

Oh, you sighted ?! You will be blind now!

So you work at a construction site?
- I work part-time.
- What do you mean part-time?
- I'm studying at the Polytechnic.
- Student...

Well, citizens are alcoholics, hooligans, parasites ... Who wants to work today? BUT?!

For today outfits: Sand quarry - two people ... Sandy quarry - two people!
- Announce the entire list, please.

Well, citizens are alcoholics, hooligans, parasites ... Who wants to work today? Huh ?! Announce the entire list, please.

Sand quarry - two people. Street cleaning - three people. Masokombinat / * all volunteers are marching forward * / ... has not sent any outfits for today.

There is an outfit for the construction of a residential building. Cement factory!
- And no alcoholic beverages?

First of all, I want to introduce you to our wonderful team, into which you are temporarily joining. How much does a comrade pour in?
- Full, fifteen.
- Yeah. One and a half decades. It is wonderful. Well, goodbye, goodbye.
- Don't be late for lunch!

Cork! Gift from Africa.

With the power of your imagination, imagine what a wonderful residential area will be created here.

And if we take the entire volume of work done by our SMU floor by floor, then we get a building that will be twice as tall as the world famous Eiffel Tower.

Or three times higher than the famous Notre Dame de Paris ... which means Notre Dame Cathedral.
- What kind of mother?
- Parisian. God ... mother.

Our construction and installation department has built such an amount of living space, which is equal to one city like Chita, ten cities like Khvalynsk, or thirty-two Kryzhopoly. It takes your breath away at the thought that ...

How much does a comrade pour in? - Full, fifteen. - Yeah. One and a half decades. This is wonderful .... which means Notre Dame Cathedral. - What kind of mother? - Parisian. God ... mother.

Than in America.

Well, now let's work.
- Let's work together.

Listen, have you had any accidents at a construction site?
- No, there hasn't been one yet ...
- There will be! Let's go ...

What's in there?
- Shhh ...
- Listen, where you disappear, I'm running all over the building. The work is well worth it.
- The work is worth it, but the deadline is running. Do not forget, you have a record in rubles, I have it in a day.

Well, Shurik, how is your partner?
- Being re-educated.
- Excellent. Why in a whisper?
- Asleep.
- Sleeping?

While our spaceships ply the vastness of the Universe ...

And it is not without reason that all continents applaud the toilers of our great ballet.

The folk wisdom teaches: patience and work will grind everything - once, if you finish the job, walk boldly - two, you can't easily pull a fish out of the pond - three, work is not a wolf, into the forest ... no, no, this is not necessary.

Until the bulb!

And the compote? - I say, who does not work, he eats! Learn student!

And the compote ?!

Arms!
- BUT?!
- Have you washed?
- Oh, yes-yes-yes-yes ...

Bon Appetit!
- Yyyaaauuuaaaa !!!

I say who does not work eats! Learn student!

Understand, student, now people need to be softer. And look at the questions shorter. So you think they gave me fifteen days? Mmm? We were given this for fifteen days. And for what? So that you conduct explanatory work among me, and I grow up on myself! Okay, come on, bays to me, as spaceships ply ... / * yawns * / Bolshoi Theater. I'll sleep.

Right! And drive the flies away.

And, got in trouble, bespectacled ?! / * Kicks * / This is just an advance! Well, now that's it! Well, student, get ready! Soon they will put on a wooden mac and music will play in your house. But you won't hear her!

Stop! I will kill you, student!

Will you beat?
- No.
- And what?
- Conduct explanatory work.

Will you beat? - No. - And what? - Conduct explanatory work. - Maybe not, Shurik? I won't be there anymore, huh? - No ... It is necessary. You must Fedya, you must!

Shurik! Shurik, are you a member of the Komsomol?
- BUT?
- This is not our method! Where is humanism? Where is man to man? Understand, Shurik at a time when spaceships, as you know, are plowing ...
- What is your name?
- Fedya, and you are Shurik.
- Married?
- Yes. Wife Lyubushka and two children, Lenochka and Alyoshka.
- So there is a family. How old are you?
- Fourty one.
- Oh ...

Maybe not, Shurik? I won't be there anymore, huh?
- No ... You should. You must Fedya, you must!

Mother Mother Mother...

Well, citizens are alcoholics, parasites, hooligans. Who wants to work?
- I!!!

Wait, you citizen! You are wearing a personal outfit for the entire fifteen days. Take it!

Ticket number seven. First question. The principle of operation of the synchrophasatron. Kostya, how is it audible? How can you hear? How do you hear me? Reception.- The principle of acceleration of charged particles is the basis of the synchrophasotron magnetic field... poll-lemmm. Go ahead.

Ticket number seven. First question. The principle of operation of the synchrophasatron. Kostya, how is it audible? How can you hear? How do you hear me? Welcome.
- Understood, understood. I can hear you normally, I can hear you normally. I am answering the first question of the seventh ticket. The operation of the synchrophasotron is based on the principle of acceleration of charged particles by a magnetic field ... poll-lemm. Go ahead.

Oak! Is there a synopsis?
- There are no abstracts, no abstracts! Don't bother!
- What are you listening to?
- Van Cliburn! Go!

Hello, aunt Zoey! Please give me the key.
- Well, you have an exam today!
- Another whole three hours. My friend and I will work out for now.

Mustard!
- Yes!

Mustard! - Uh-huh! - It's time! - Yes.

The stuffiness ...
- Yes.
- Don't turn it over! ..

It's time!
- Yes.

Take a ticket.
- Professor, can I have more?
- Please.
- Xxx ... More.
- Take it.
- To myself.
- What do you mean to yourself?
- Oh, sorry, professor ...
- No, you will forgive that. Come next time.
- Overkill ...

One-two-three, I give a sample ... Kostya, how do you hear? Three-two-one, over.

Hello professor.
- Hello. What's wrong with you?
- Ear aches.
- Wouldn't that bother you?
“No, no, professor, don't worry. On the contrary, it helps. No noise distracts from the exam.

And this is in connection with what? Do you have a holiday today?
- An exam for me is always a holiday, professor! / * Shed tears * /
- / * Tears too * / Commendable ...

An exam for me is always a holiday, professor! - The professor, of course, is a mug, but the equipment with him, mm, with him, mm! How can you hear?

Ticket number nine. Welcome!
- What - what did you say?
- What?
- What is "Reception"?
- I said not "Reception", but "With him." Ticket number nine, and with it a task.

Oak, how do you hear? How do you hear me? Burdock didn't guess? I am dictating the answer to the first question of the ninth ticket. So, so ...

What's wrong with you?
- Shoots in the ear.
- ... Ha ha ha ...
- So it is! For an invention I give "five", and on the subject - "bad."
- Ha ha ha ... / * both laugh * /

The professor, of course, is a burdock, but the equipment with him, mm, with him, mm! How can you hear?

Who is this?
- Where?
- Get out. Floats ...
- Oh, so this is Lidka from a parallel stream.
- Lida ... An amazing girl. Why have I never seen her before?
- Would you like to introduce me?

Do you have any sausages with you?
- Yes, only a doctor's.
- Let's. There was a doctorate, now - an amateur.
- What is it?
- Sleeping pills.
- BUT! And she didn't ...
- Well, you, absolutely harmless! Well, let's get started. Bobik!

Well, in three minutes a deep, healthy sleep will come. Here you are. / * The dog spat out all the pills, sly * /

How could you leave things without anyone?
- There is Rex, and Rex will never move away from things. And I have a throat.
- Throat.
- Throat.
- And the head?
- And the head.
- No brains.
- No brains.

The boys of stubborn ardor cannot but touch people. This is how Pushkin fell in love, it must have been like this ... / * saw a comb * /
- What's wrong with you?

No, nothing ... Where did I stop?
- On Pushkin.
- Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Aha, Pushkin! There are miracles, there is a devil wandering, a mermaid ...
- Wait, wait, what kind of mermaid, Sasha?
- hangs on the branches ... lies.

I think you've been overtraining.
- No, I didn't overdo it. I have something else.

Sasha! So you are a telepathist !!! Wolf Messing!

Sasha! So you are a telepathist !!! Wolf Messing! - U-u-guessed? `` W-almost ...

U-u-guessed?
`` W-almost ...

Come on in, hurry up, buy painting! - Roll up! There is a case.

Citizens are newcomers! Introduce culture! Hang rugs on dry plaster! No modernism! No abstraction! Keeps walls from dampness, you from rheumatism! Come on in, hurry up, buy painting!

I recommend the classic plot - Mermaid, based on the opera of the same name. Music by Dargomyzhsky, words by Pushkin.
- It's damp!
- One minute! There is a completely neutral plot. Recommended even for use in childcare facilities. BUT?

Roll up! There is a case.

Where is this damn disabled person?
- Do not be noisy! I am disabled.

This is what we have today.
- Not us, but you.
- What can save us from revision?
- Forgive, not us, but you.
- Only theft can save us from revision.

With or without burglary?
- Well, of course, burglary.

Article 89, paragraph 2. Up to six years. No, it won't. - Operation "Y"! - Why S? - So that no one would guess. - Moron.

So there will be no theft.
- Everything has already been stolen before us.

Don't worry, comrade director, people want to figure out what's what.
- It `s naturally.
- Legal.
- Business for us is new, undeveloped.
- Exactly. Undeveloped.

Please tell me, but this event ... or, it would be better to say, an operation ...
- "NS"! Operation Y"!
- Why "Y"? Why "Y"?
- So that no one would guess.
- Moron.

First of all, we need to neutralize the watchman.
- Sorry, not for us, but for you.
- No, this time for you!

The caretaker is gently euthanized with chloroform and bound without causing bodily harm. Legally, this whole operation is just petty hooliganism. And keep in mind that I pay a lot of money for all this petty hooliganism.

Any questions?
- Sum?
- Three hundred!

This is not serious!

I'll make more money from mermaids!
- Chickens laugh!

Stop! Your conditions?
- Three hundred thirty!
- I agree.
- To each!
- I agree.

Well, there you are. You should have approached the old woman in the form of a passer-by and attracted her attention with a simple natural question. What did you ask?
- "How do I get to the library?"
- At three o'clock in the morning ?! Moron.

Well, you, what were you supposed to do?
- Stand on the watch. Show up before the police in the form of a squad, if the old woman whistles.
- Did the old woman whistle?
- Nope.
- So why are you pinned? Fool!
- I agree.

And you? You cretin, you weren't supposed to steal these bottles, you should have smashed it!
- Break ?!
- Break up.
- Half liter?
- Half liter.
- To smithereens ?!
- Of course, to smithereens.
- Yes, I will for this ...

Let's all go to places. Let's go through some more just once.

I brought you money, for an apartment, for January. “Thank you, okay, put it on the dresser!” “What are you? - I practice. - Train better ... on cats.

I brought you money, for an apartment, for January.
- Thank you, okay, put it on the chest of drawers!

Can you tell me what time it is?
- What are you, ofonarel?
- It's hard at school - easy at work.
- Train over there, on it ...
- Good.

Can you tell me how many degrees are below zero now?
- What, what? .. What are you?
- I practice.
- Train better ... on cats.

In which case - whistle.

Granny! Have a smoke?
- What?
- And where is Granny? ..
- I'm for her.

Who are you?
- Watchman.
- Where is Granny?
- I'm for her.
- And where is the exit?
- There. Hands up!
- In! / * Goonies don't give up! * /.

Who was whistling?
- I!
- Where is Granny?
- And who are you?
- I'm a vigilante! And you?
- Watchman. Let's knit this one.
- This?

Damn! The plunderer of socialist property! Ooh, bastard!

Run, call the police, and I'll watch.
- Yeah. In which case - whistle.

Can you tell me where the toilet is?
- I found the time!
- Thanks!..

While Sobchak stood in single picket, and Yavlinsky smelled tomatoes in the vegetable market, Russian gunsmiths created a weapon of the Fourth World War, capable of preventing the Third. When invulnerable rockets were flying across the sky like kites, when the sea boiled from the movement of Russian torpedoes, and the ladies in diamonds and men in gold watches flooding the Manezh, every now and then jumped up and applauded, was it clear that we were living in a new Russian society? The insane economic market with its crazy ups and downs is ending and will never return. The time of irrepressible feeding is over, when thousands of officials were gnawing at the tree of the Russian state. We are living in a mobilization period. In order to create, build, test, operate, use such weapons, the country needs grandiose funds, a lot of money. This money is no longer in the treasury, in the national welfare reserve funds. This money should be extracted by any means and sent to the defense complex, in which the fate of Russia's modernization, the modernization of the world order is being decided ...

However, nuclear missiles and long-range lasers in modern conditions are not the only weapons ... The battlefield is not submarine piers, not airfields strategic aviation, not centers of command of the fleet and the army. The battlefield is history, art, literature, deep ideas of the people about their destiny. And here, in these seemingly ephemeral spheres, the main sabotage, the main subversive actions, take place. Here Russia is presented as a country of a great impasse, a country of continuous violence and suppression, a country of false heroes and false idols. Here our brilliant athletes are exposed to the whole world as charlatans and swindlers. Our diplomats are part of the drug cartels. Our programmers are like voracious animals that penetrate the holy of holies of America political system... The leader is demonized, all the institutions of power are demonized, the entire nation is demonized as a whole. With such - demonized, exhausted, lost faith in themselves - people can be dealt with without hypersonic missiles ...

What a monstrous dislocation, what an absurd fracture launched into the device the Russian state, if one part of the people lies down with bones for their state on the fields of Syrian battles, day and night builds unprecedented warships and rockets, prays for the prosperity of the Motherland, while the other part is burning untold fortunes in nightclubs, shaking public opinion with scandals, demonstrating their impunity. And there is a feeling that there are two peoples living in Russia. One people - a toiler, statesman, heir to the Borodino field and Battle of Stalingrad; people taking the brunt modern history... And another people - a drone, a darling, a shameless reveler, a mocking crackpiper ... Enough for the state to sponsor the largest, powerful radio station, which has concentrated in itself talented, bright, organized, devoted to the idea of ​​enemies of the Russian state ...

Russia is a rocket with an alternating flight path, speeding at hypersonic speed towards its triumph.